Aren’t these things supposed to catch bad dreams?
Girl spawn made me this but it hasn’t done its job. Last night I dreamed the Debmobile got stolen and I couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was in a bad part of town, apparently without my iPhone. The previous night I was at a restaurant and it seemed like the food was taking forever. All of the sudden the lights went out and some guy was there with his rifle telling us it was a hold up. I remember thinking, “he’ll have to cut off my finger to get my ring off because this baby does not come off” so I tried to be sly and stick my hand under the table. Then I woke up.
Dear Dream Catcher, let the dreams back through about Mason Lockwood from the Vampire Diaries. Those were hot. Or a dream about Eric Northman is a-ok too. Just no Edward. And no Jacob.